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Hydroxycut: Burn Fat (and your liver) Fast

hydroxyLet’s take a quick look at a handful of the promises and phrases that can be found on some of the typical bottles of Hydroxycut, a diet and body-building pill that was just recalled by the FDA, following reports of liver damage and other health issues.

  • Decrease bodyfat by an average of 7.5%
    (I’m not sure if people dead for a month have an avg that high)
  • Increase Norepinephrine by 40%
    (If you have to look it up, maybe you have enough already)
  • Maximum Strength Thermogenesis
    (I haven’t achieved that level since the eighties when I added what I thought was sugar to my coffee and wandered into Studio 54)
  • Rapid Release Liquid Dispersion Technology
    (Actually, my bladder has had that feature for some time)
  • Radically Amplifies Women’s Key Fat Burning Hormone
    (Honey, can you turn down your weightloss, I’m trying to watch TV)
  • So Strong You Can Feel It
    (Actually, that’s your liver dissolving)

Even though most of these claims have a big old asterisk next to them, people still buy the stuff in droves. Hydroxycut was the market leader before today and sold about a million bottles a year.

One of two things has to happen. Either the FDA needs to start regulating these supplements before they hit the shelves or people have got to be a little more skeptical before they swallow this crap.

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