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Dunder Snifflin

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, ‘Ow, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me. I’m dead.’ Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead.
Dwight Schrute, The Office

Tuesday morning was no ordinary day at an AT&T call center in San Jose.

- More than three hundred employees evacuated the building.

- Two local fire alarms were sounded and a hazmat team showed up from one San Jose fire department.

- Fifty firefighters were on the scene

- Eighteen emergency vehicles were parked out front

- Twenty-eight people were treated by paramedics on the scene while seven had to be taken to the hospital

What happened? Someone left something in a mini-fridge.

A long, long time ago.

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